Stamps Of Approval #11 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Even Though It's Green It Still Looks Like A Table Cloth

I don't understand and I will never understand why some pieces of clothin' are designed to look like other items we use around the house or on picnics! I mean, she's rockin' this bikini, and to tell you the truth, she could have any color or design of bikini and she'd rock it, but when I look at her, all I think about is picnics in the park or those cheap table clothes that you have to tape to the bottom of the table because the wind keeps blowin' them up....I mean, maybe that's the memory she wants to invoke...you know, a table to eat off of, because I'm sure most of us would love to eat somethin' off of her!

Tell Me Something Dirty #7

When You Got Yams Like That, "Yam" Them Off

I just had a conversation with someone a little younger than me, and she didn't know that legs were called “yams”! I'm not old, really, but this person thought I was insane! It's probably because I read so much that I have a decent vocabulary, but I know this has also been said in a bunch of movies, right? “Hey, look at those yams!” I know has had to be in some movie or show...but she swore to me that she had never heard the expression before. I couldn't explain to her where it came from, so she really didn't believe me, but I know I'm right and even if I'm not right about that, I don't care because the sexy lady above really does have nice yams!

Stamps Of Approval #10 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

OMG! A Hot Tub In The Winter Is So Much Fun! But I've Only Done It Once

Yes, I only was in a hot tub in the winter once...and it wasn't with this beauty. It was mainly with guys because I went with a friend to visit their family about six or seven states above us, and they had snow and cold and it was a cool experience, but the coolest thing was one of his friends up there rented a hot tub for a football game and we watched the game while we drank and partied all in a hot tub in the guy's garage! It was so much fun...I wish there were more women there, but I couldn't complain, the guys were very nice and a couple made my “bubble factory” rumble!

She Has To Hold Them Up So They Won't Come Off For You

Have you ever owned a piece of clothing that fit perfectly in some places but in one place it's either too big or too tight? No...well then, I guess I have one of those bodies because I find bottoms and tops, bottoms mostly, that fit snugly around my thighs or loosely around my waist, but then are leave a whole big opening to shove a brick down or so tight around my arms or shoulders that I start to loose blood. It's like, couldn't you have tested how this fits the different types of bodies? I guess some people just have non-average bodies and so clothing is hard to buy. It doesn't happen to me a lot, but it has and it confuses me.