I Think There's Too Many Bubbles In This Hot Tub...

I know this joke is sort of gross, but I couldn't help myself, I mean, seriously...just look at that face! It screams, “Um...did I just see you create more bubbles in this hot tub? And you want to get with me?” It seems she's almost as embarrassed as the person who let one fly! But I hope she's a good sport about it and doesn't get all righteous on the person because we all know she toots too, right? I don't get the big deal, people toot, females too, and I'm not saying you should just go around lifting your legs and lettin' big ones rip in public, but when you're hangin' out with someone for extended periods of time, you know, like datin' someone or livin' with them, it's bound to happen so don't go getting' all ruffled. Just laugh and tell them you love them.

But even with her funny expression, you can't deny her absolute cuteness, and just how sexy those full lips make her seem. Everything she has appears round and firm and she's obviously confident with her body and showin' it off...one thing though, I can't seem to figure out what that is on her arm. I know most likely it's some sort of bracelet, but it just looks so dark and it has an odd shape. But whatever, I'll just lay here and pretend I'm in this hot tub with her (and I don't mean the one tootin'...Heehee...) and that I just might get to experience those luscious lips...

That's No Sort Of Outfit To Rob A Jewelry Store!

This made me laugh for a couple of reasons. One, I don't really know why I think she's in a jewelry store, except for maybe the shelves behind her and they look empty, and why I think she's robbin' it is beyond me, but I always just type the first thought I have when it comes to my titles, that's why some of them are really corny, but it also got me thinkin' about how female thieves are portrayed in movies and television shows. They are always wearin' super uber tight clothes or leather of latex or somethin' like that but you never see a sexy man thief wear sexy clothes, right? They wear practical robbin' clothes always, but not women. 

And they always seems to be compared to cats. Are all house cats female or somethin'? I wouldn't know because I don't have any pets and you'd think this would be somethin' a person would know, because I know there are male dogs as pets, but for some reason my brain is sputtering out on this one. I could just google it, and I think I will when I'm done writing this post, but I don't think it will answer the question as to why female thieves are always compared to cats. But if I was ever bein' robbed, I'd want to be robbed by someone who liked this confident beautiful lady above, wearin' exactly the same outfit, because if I was about to lose everything I owned, at least I would have somethin' to look at why it was happin', right?

Tell Me Something Dirty #9

Stamps Of Approval #14 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

I Still Take "Gettin' Ready" Selfies!

Actually, I do still take them I just don't post them anymore...posting pics of myself just led to too much trouble. When I take them now, I just send them to the people I'm hangin' out with that day or night, just to give them a little taste of what's to come (hopefully me! Heehee...*BLUSHES) But there's nothing wrong with showin' yourself off and I don't care how many selfies a person takes, it's just some people just post way too many of them. I mean, why do I need to see twelve different angles of you in the same outfit? Pick the best one and post that one. Besides, when I have too many pics to choose from, it takes me forever to decide which one is the best so I rarely take more than two or three before I send just one.

You know, I just noticed that the right side of this pic is a little messed up, I wonder what happened? I mean, she doesn't look like she changed her body using filters or anything so I wonder why that happened? I know the big joke is seeing the bending door behind the girl, but double toilets? I don't think I've ever seen that before.

A Bevy Of Beauties #7: A Tag Bonanza (39 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Are You Sure My Other Barrette Went Under This Tree?

Do I really need to mention just how cute she is with that adorable expression? I don't think so, but if she is actually missin' another barrette, I think I would have died from cuteness! And her cuteness matched with her other attributes makes me very excited for the fantasies I could share with her because I know she'd be down to explore them with me...she's just so darn cute!

And look at that field! How beautiful...comfortable...and warm it looks! It reminds me of a time when I was up in one of those cold states (which I don't know how people live in them, I mean, seriously, you don't get sun for like three months out of the year, sometimes more? How could anyone survive that?) and it was early spring and the weather was just startin' to warm up. The guy I was with had a rather large back yard, but it wasn't anything massive, but it was big enough to have a pretty dense forest in the background with a few other trees growin' on their own, and we had just woken up and were havin' coffee on his back porch. It was still chilly, but in the sun, you felt as if you could take the sweatshirt off and bask in the warmth...and the smell...wow! It just smelled so fresh. I hope the little cutie in this pic experienced somethin' similar to what I did that morning...it was truly spiritual. 

A Bevy Of Beauties #6: A Tag Bonanza (37 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*