I Think There's Too Many Bubbles In This Hot Tub...

I know this joke is sort of gross, but I couldn't help myself, I mean, seriously...just look at that face! It screams, “Um...did I just see you create more bubbles in this hot tub? And you want to get with me?” It seems she's almost as embarrassed as the person who let one fly! But I hope she's a good sport about it and doesn't get all righteous on the person because we all know she toots too, right? I don't get the big deal, people toot, females too, and I'm not saying you should just go around lifting your legs and lettin' big ones rip in public, but when you're hangin' out with someone for extended periods of time, you know, like datin' someone or livin' with them, it's bound to happen so don't go getting' all ruffled. Just laugh and tell them you love them.

But even with her funny expression, you can't deny her absolute cuteness, and just how sexy those full lips make her seem. Everything she has appears round and firm and she's obviously confident with her body and showin' it off...one thing though, I can't seem to figure out what that is on her arm. I know most likely it's some sort of bracelet, but it just looks so dark and it has an odd shape. But whatever, I'll just lay here and pretend I'm in this hot tub with her (and I don't mean the one tootin'...Heehee...) and that I just might get to experience those luscious lips...