Monday, May 31, 2021

So...This Is The Bedroom...Do You Like The House So Far?


In case you're ever wondering, if someone gives you a tour of their house and actually takes you inside their bedroom, instead of just opening the door and turning on the light and then shutting it off and closing the door again, then they want the tour to end in that bedroom! It's a really easy signal to give and a really easy signal to pick up on. But I've had people not pick up on it too. Once, I even started to take off my shoes and socks and lay on the bed, but the guy was already back downstairs getting another beer or something. I don't really know where he went that night, because I just closed my eyes and ended up taking a nap. When I woke up he was gone and the next time we saw each other I just forgot to ask what happened, but that was probably because I didn't leave anything to chance during this encounter and simply walked out of the shower without a robe!

Monday, May 24, 2021

Wonder If She Knows Her Bra's Showin'? Heehee...


I was just leavin' my twenties when this type of style became popular and it became acceptable to show your bra straps or the top of your panties and stuff like that, and I'm sort of glad I didn't really grow up with this style. It's not because I think it's slutty or somethin' like that, it's because I love keepin' as much as I can a mystery before I reveal my gifts, if you know what I mean. So basically, if you're out with me and I'm wearin' somethin' that you can see my bra straps or parts of my panties, then most likely I don't think of you in this kind of way because I don't enjoy the idea of revealing myself to you. Because I've done this before, especially on really hot days, but if I'm interested in you, I try and keep everything a secret and make you think about things more.

Monday, May 17, 2021

I Know What You're Doin' And It Ain't Gonna Work, Buddy


Oooo...she's playin' hard to get! But here's a tip people: if a person who is tellin' you with their words that they aren't interested, you need to pay attention to their body language and facial expressions, because they can't really pretend with those because most of the time, they are unconscious reactions to things. So, if their tone, face, and body are sayin' yes, don't give up! I'm not sayin' you shouldn't respect what they are tellin' you, because you need to be careful not to over step your bounds and cause someone to feel uncomfortable, but sometimes people love bein' chased and they will tell you so with what they are not tellin' you, get it? But always remember, consent is needed. So just be super respectful and have fun flirtin'...remember, sometimes it just a numbers game!

Monday, May 10, 2021

I Told You I Had A Sexy Friend For Your Friend


In this case I don't think it would matter which one was the friend, right? They're both gorgeous! I know all of you have had this happen to you in either scenario, whether you needed a friend to come along on a date to keep someone else company or you were the person being kept company, but I have to make a very, very controversial statement right now...I love, love, love, love blind dates! That's right, I love getting set up with new people because I can usually find something I like about anyone and then concentrate on that one thing which usually helps me to find something else I like about them and then before I know it, I'm really into the person. And it's just so exciting to meet new people, especially when you're on vacation or somethin' like that where you really have no idea what type of person will sit across from you.

Monday, May 3, 2021

Awww...She Looks Like She Just Received Some Bad News...


I'm the worst person to get bad news. I try so hard not to show how I feel about somethin', but it never seems to work and my face just sells me out! Sometimes the people think my sad faces are really funny, and they start gigglin' and then I start gigglin' because I'm sure I made a funny face, but sometimes, the people start cryin with me, full blown cryin', and it's like, where is the flippin' valve shut off! Actually, I'm not much of a personal life crier...I cry more when I read books or watch movies or shows because, darn it, they make the stories so movin' sometimes! But you now, after getting as much bad news as I've gotten in my lifetime, probably not much more or less, than other people in the world, but it still hurts just the same, you would think that I'd be a wall of steel...but no, I'm still just a lovable softy!