Even Though It's Green It Still Looks Like A Table Cloth

I don't understand and I will never understand why some pieces of clothin' are designed to look like other items we use around the house or on picnics! I mean, she's rockin' this bikini, and to tell you the truth, she could have any color or design of bikini and she'd rock it, but when I look at her, all I think about is picnics in the park or those cheap table clothes that you have to tape to the bottom of the table because the wind keeps blowin' them up....I mean, maybe that's the memory she wants to invoke...you know, a table to eat off of, because I'm sure most of us would love to eat somethin' off of her!